I came up with the greatest idea today. Someone (as in me) should make a porn movie where all the characters talk in shakespeare talk.

It would be great. There would be this girl, and she would be all like "I shall fuck thine penis with great vigor", then the guy would say, "then go forth fair maiden, and let thy fucking commence". The movie would make millions. I mean think about all the 80 year old english teachers that are insane about shakespeare. The movie would be right up their alley.

I have a new poll, so vote, or else i will hunt you down with a machette.